She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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