the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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