Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Dear god my vagina.
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