the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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