What a fucking waste of an outfit
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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