Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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