she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
