Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
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