respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
pray to the hookup gods
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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