Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
it's like heaven, but drunker
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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