she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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