Midget sex pt 2 tonight
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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