Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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