please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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