She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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