fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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