Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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