I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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