i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Randomize
