which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
it's great music for shaving your balls
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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