physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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