sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
This is classic penis vs brain.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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