So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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