I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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