just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Randomize
