That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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