K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Four minutes until I can fart!
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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