I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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