sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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