You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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