i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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