like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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