That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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