we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
Randomize
