Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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