I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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