Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
when are you leaving homes?
it's 7:51. why the fuck are you awake at 7:51
I had a sex dream about Oprah.
go back to sleep
dude. it was a sex dream. about. Oprah.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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