I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize
