I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
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