How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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