Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Randomize
