she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
He's a Shit stain on my heart
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
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