But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
Randomize
