Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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