We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
And then my night got REAL pukey
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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