If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
Randomize
