I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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