i was born a porn star she said
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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