I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
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