Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Drunk is not a location!
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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