Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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